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Bill Murray’s Relationship Advice

Bill Murray, as Bill Murray is wont to do, crashed a South Carolina bachelor party over the Memorial Day Weekend and dropped the following sage advice on the cackling dude bros in attendance:

If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, “Okay, let’s pick a date. Let’s plan this and make a party and get married.” Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.

That’s how I’m gonna do it.

(Hat tip.)

To Love Is to Suffer

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy then is to suffer but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

—Diane Keaton as Sonja in Woody Allen’s Love and Death (1975)