“The main thing is to never, ever work. I just sit around all day doing what Americans call hanging out.… I sit in a room all day. I answer the phone. I do crossword puzzles. I write letters. I open a tin of soup or fry an egg. I wash my socks. I file my nails. I do all the things that other people do on their day off. Except I do them every day.”
—Quentin Crisp
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