John Waters’s Daily Routine

The lunch he prepared for us was perfect: homemade vegetable soup, tuna-salad sandwiches on chunks of suspiciously healthy-looking bread, and a dessert of berries, followed by coffee. He doesn’t drink, except on Friday nights, when he tends to have fun in biker bars. Mr. Waters’s life is otherwise disciplined. He gets up at 6 a.m. and is usually in bed by 10 p.m. or so: ‘I’m a Swiss person trapped in an American’s body. I like a very orderly life.’ He’s a meticulous man, too. His library of some 8,000 books is carefully catalogued. He’s a bookworm. ‘Nothing is more impotent than an unread library,’ he says. Formerly a heavy smoker, he showed me the record he carries of the number of days since he quit. He was on to Day 2,634.

—John Heilpern, “Uncharted Waters,” Vanity Fair, June 2010.


5 responses to “John Waters’s Daily Routine

  1. I can relate! It’s all about balance baby

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  3. In the initial version of this post, I mistakenly transcribed the word “impotent” as “important,” probably because I think it makes more sense that way in the context of the piece. An eagle-eyed reader called this to my attention. Waters’s word, in the piece and in his book Role Models (where it makes more sense) is “impotent.” I regret the error.

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