Category Archives: writing

Best. Footer. Ever.

This page’s footer made me smile:

Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. Honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari, delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich.

(Via.)

Before > Prior To

I Lie in the Dark and I Brood

I don’t have a cellphone. I have never used a computer, and I’m not lying to you – I have an assistant. I’m computer-illiterate. I’ve never been on the internet…. I don’t have a television set…. I ignore the world. I live in a vacuum. I don’t watch TV. I don’t read the newspapers. I don’t go to movies. I lie in the dark and I brood. I think about deep, dark torture, historical shit. I think of the holy conjunction of men and women, and I put all this stuff together in my head.

James Ellroy

Ornate Dialogue Unfurled at Great, Meandering Length

“Like their creator, Tarantino’s characters never shut up and are plainly enthralled by the sound of their own voices. More than the spasms of violence, the lifeblood of his movies is their ornate dialogue, which tends to unfurl at great, meandering length. (Tarantino was sly enough to call attention to this hallmark early on: In Reservoir Dogs, when Tim Roth’s character, an undercover cop, is handed the scripted anecdote that he will have to perform to pass as Mr. Orange, he balks at the sheer level of detail: ‘I’ve got to memorize all this? There’s over four fucking pages of shit here.’) Tarantino movies are known for two kinds of verbal expulsions: the stem-winding monologue (Samuel L. Jackson’s Old Testament shtick in Pulp Fiction) and the micro-observational tangent (Steve Buscemi’s anti-tipping tirade in Reservoir Dogs). In Death Proof, which revels in a buzzed, leisurely camaraderie, he quietly masters a third kind: the language of downtime and hanging out, not exactly naturalistic (his most subdued chatter retains a heightened quality) but less baroque and truer to the rhythms of actual human interaction. Modest as it seems, Death Proof is in fact a clear-cut demonstration of Tarantino’s gifts.”

Dennis Lim

Related viewing: “Quentin Tarantino: Words in Action”

Quentin Tarantino: Words in Action

Story of My Life

internet-distractions

Edmund Wilson Regrets…

EDMUND WILSON REGRETS

Lewis M. Dabney has the backstory:

He continually received letters from people he didn’t know, often requests for assistance, and usually having no secretary, he devised the engraved card “Edmund Wilson Regrets That It Is Impossible For Him To,” with a list of twenty-one items from “Read Manuscripts” to “Supply Opinions on Literary or Other Subjects.” It would be sent off with a check beside the line applicable. This card strengthened the impression of a difficult, irascible man made by his battle with Nabokov and by polemics against the IRS and the Modern Language Association. Yet Wilson did most of the things on this list for purposes he approved….”

(Image via About Last Night.)

UPDATE: Here’s a slightly different version of the card. It’s not clear to me which version came first.

Favors for Aspiring Writers

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

—Dorothy Parker

Related Reading: Michael Leddy’s “Pullum on Strunk and White.”

“I Don’t Use Notebooks. I Use Shirt Boards.”

Gay Talese's outline for "Frank Sinatra Has a Cold," 1966, written on a shirt board.

INTERVIEWER

How do you write?

TALESE

Longhand at first. Then I use the typewriter.

INTERVIEWER

You never write directly onto the computer?

TALESE

Oh no, I couldn’t do that. I want to be forced to work slowly because I don’t want to get too much on paper. By the end of the morning I might have a page, which I will pin up above my desk. After lunch, around five o’clock, I’ll go back to work for another hour or so.

INTERVIEWER

Surely there must be some days in the middle of a project, when you’re really going, that you write more than a single page.

TALESE

No, there aren’t.

INTERVIEWER

But your books are so long.

TALESE

I take a long time. I have published relatively little given how long I have been working. Over fifty-five years I’ve only written five long books, two short ones, and four collections. It’s not that many.

INTERVIEWER

Is that because you spend a lot of time editing?

TALESE

Not really. I type and I retype. When I think I’m getting close, that’s when I put it on the computer. Once it’s on the screen I make very few changes. It’s the reporting that takes so much time.

INTERVIEWER

Do you use notebooks when you are reporting?

TALESE

I don’t use notebooks. I use shirt boards.

INTERVIEWER

You mean the cardboard from dry-cleaned shirts?

TALESE

Exactly. I cut the shirt board into four parts and I cut the corners into round edges, so that they can fit in my pocket. I also use full shirt boards when I’m writing my outlines. I’ve been doing this since the fifties.

INTERVIEWER

So all day long you’re writing your observations on shirt boards?

TALESE

Yes, and at night I type out my notes. It is a kind of journal. But not only my notes—also my observations.

From a must-read 2009 Paris Review interview with Gay Talese

Related post(s): “The Species of Tailoring Is Threatened by the Outside World.”

Keep Working

Work inspires inspiration. Keep working. If you succeed, keep working. If you fail, keep working. If you are interested, keep working. If you are bored, keep working.

—Michael Crichton