1 (from last Sunday’s Mad Men)
GINSBERG: I feel bad for you.
DRAPER: I don’t think about you at all.—
Matt Thomas (@mattthomas) May 15, 2012
2 (something I tweeted earlier)
If you find something original check to see where it was stolen from.—
Matt Thomas (@mattthomas) May 14, 2012
3 (a tweet that appeared in my timeline this morning)